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Johnny's Diner may look like a dive, and the seats slope down towards the aisle due to many years of neglect, but the food is perfect. Fast-Food style counter for orders, giant hamburgers and breakfast foods abound. I recommend anything with chili on it.

Grab one of the tilting booths and wait for your order to pop out of the kitchen, served on a styrofoam plate to match your styrofoam cup of Vanilla Coke.

Just make sure to get there before 3, they close earlier than your grandma eats dinner.